[A handsome, twenty-something-year-old man with the perfect 5 o’clock shadow. He gives off an air of aloofness while seeming overly concerned with himself.]
“I’m an actor… but I make my living as a valet in a fancy Hollywood restaurant.
I know… I’m a walking cliché.
Anyway, we get all types pulling up to the curb… the ones who always complain, the ones who never tip, the trophy wives in their SUVs, the midlife crisis douches in their flashy cars.
But there’s one group in particular that I find very interesting. It’s always an older person, not terribly old… late fifties, early sixties… and they never look their age… tall, lean, elegant; you can tell they were very attractive when they were younger, a lot of them still are.
The weird part is they all drive cars from the seventies and eighties, and mostly Mercedes-Benz. But no normal Mercedes; they’ve got limited editions or high-end models with all the bells and whistles from the time, vanity plates, custom paint jobs… the works.
I could never put my finger on why they drove around what were practically collector’s cars or how they got them in the first place.
Until the other day this older woman came to the restaurant in her ’79 Mercedes convertible. A beauty, her and the car.
When I got behind the wheel to park it, I noticed a leather folder on the passenger seat. I couldn’t help but to take a peek.
It was the lady’s modeling portfolio from when she was younger. I wasn’t surprised… she had the look.
But then I realized the photos were the answer to the mystery.
All those attractive grandparents were models or actors back in the day. They must have hit it big in their early twenties and burned through their paychecks buying luxurious cars, thinking success would last forever.
I felt bad for the pretty old lady, for all of them… obsolete. Out of place and time, chewed up and spit out by Hollywood.
That thought scared the shit out of me…
So much so I’m no longer buying that Porsche when I get my big break.“
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Copyright Abel Gonzalez 2016