{"id":464,"date":"2016-12-13T15:39:38","date_gmt":"2016-12-13T23:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agoodhurt.com\/monology\/?p=464"},"modified":"2016-12-14T11:16:31","modified_gmt":"2016-12-14T19:16:31","slug":"nacida-para-narrar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agoodhurt.com\/monology\/es\/nacida-para-narrar\/","title":{"rendered":"NACIDA PARA NARRAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>[Una mujer de mediana edad con un aspecto poco interesante pero muy elocuente.]\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Como soy representante de ventas, me paso dos tercios de mi tiempo en viajes de negocios, lo que limita mi mundo a terminales de aeropuerto, vest\u00edbulos de hotel, oficinas de gerentes&#8230; una existencia muy solitaria como te puedes imaginar, a menos que seas capaz de entablar conversaciones casuales y parlotear de temas insubstanciales.<\/p>\n<p>Y yo soy muy mala para eso.<\/p>\n<p>Tanto que, cuando estoy en una de esas situaciones, tiendo a exagerar mis historias un poco, s\u00f3lo para que la gente me preste atenci\u00f3n. Porque, seamos realistas, a nadie le interesa realmente lo que tengo que decir.<\/p>\n<p>Y as\u00ed, cuando mi gato muri\u00f3 de viejo, le dije a la se\u00f1ora sentada a mi lado en el avi\u00f3n que mi casa se hab\u00eda quemado con mi minino dentro&#8230; y que el fuego se hab\u00eda extendido por toda la manzana, matando a seis vecinos.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando romp\u00ed con mi novio de diez a\u00f1os, le cont\u00e9 a la recepcionista de un hotel que me hab\u00eda dejado porque yo pasaba demasiado tiempo con mi madre enferma&#8230; que ten\u00eda un extra\u00f1o virus que le obligaba a vivir dentro de una burbuja de pl\u00e1stico.<\/p>\n<p>Tambi\u00e9n, una vez que ten\u00eda una diarrea horrible, le dije a un gerente de ventas que me hab\u00edan disparado en el est\u00f3mago&#8230; despu\u00e9s de quedar atrapada en el fuego cruzado entre la polic\u00eda y unos atracadores tratando de huir de un banco.<\/p>\n<p>(suspiro)<\/p>\n<p>Te juro que no lo hice para que la gente me tuviera pena, o admiraci\u00f3n, o lo que sea&#8230; como dije, s\u00f3lo quer\u00eda su atenci\u00f3n. Y me parec\u00eda inofensivo \u00a0imaginar tragedias para as\u00ed poder relacionarme con personas que no volver\u00eda a ver en mi vida.<\/p>\n<p>Pero admito que se hab\u00eda convertido en una obsesi\u00f3n; siempre deseando conocer al siguiente extra\u00f1o para poder inventar un nuevo cuento a\u00fan m\u00e1s incre\u00edble.<\/p>\n<p>No s\u00e9 si lo podr\u00eda haber dejado por m\u00ed misma. Porque, s\u00ed, dej\u00e9 de hacerlo un d\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Como es posible que hayas adivinado, sucedi\u00f3 despu\u00e9s de que una tragedia personal me hiciera darme cuenta de lo mal que estaba mentir sobre cosas as\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>La tragedia fue la muerte de mi padre&#8230; En un terrible accidente de avi\u00f3n, uno de los peores en la historia de la aviaci\u00f3n civil&#8230; sin supervivientes y cientos de v\u00edctimas en tierra porque se estrell\u00f3 en medio de una peque\u00f1a ciudad del medio oeste.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Copyright Abel Gonz\u00e1lez 2016<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00bfEres un actor o director interesado en usar este mon\u00f3logo? \u00a1Cont\u00e1ctanos en SOBRE MONOLOGY!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Una mujer de mediana edad con un aspecto poco interesante pero muy elocuente.]\u00a0 &#8220;Como soy representante de ventas, me paso dos tercios de mi tiempo en viajes de negocios, lo que limita mi mundo a terminales de aeropuerto, vest\u00edbulos de hotel, oficinas de gerentes&#8230; una existencia muy solitaria como te puedes imaginar, a menos que &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/agoodhurt.com\/monology\/es\/nacida-para-narrar\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NACIDA PARA NARRAR<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":462,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[335],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-narrativa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.9 - 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