{"id":250,"date":"2016-07-28T11:09:49","date_gmt":"2016-07-28T18:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agoodhurt.com\/monology\/?p=250"},"modified":"2016-08-01T17:44:12","modified_gmt":"2016-08-02T00:44:12","slug":"sal-de-la-fila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agoodhurt.com\/monology\/es\/sal-de-la-fila\/","title":{"rendered":"SAL DE LA FILA"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Un hombre de treinta a\u00f1os, vestido a la \u00faltima moda, igual que su corte de pelo. Parece t\u00edmido, pero habla con firmeza.]<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cEn mi pa\u00eds tienes que hacer cola para todo\u2026 para comprar pan, gasolina, ver al doctor\u2026<\/p>\n

Es parte de la vida diaria\u2026 la gente chismea, bromea, coquetea, incluso se emborrachan en la fila.<\/p>\n

Pero yo nunca me acostumbr\u00e9\u2026 me sent\u00eda como un n\u00famero, una letra m\u00e1s en una frase muy larga y sin otra funci\u00f3n m\u00e1s que esperar, esperar, esperar…<\/p>\n

Que conste que no estoy en contra de la paciencia o del civismo\u2026 pero ten\u00eda la sensaci\u00f3n de que todas esas colas no eran necesarias, que estaban ah\u00ed para mantenernos ocupados, entretenidos y alejados de cualquier tendencia subversiva.<\/p>\n

Nunca me quej\u00e9 de eso en voz alta, claro est\u00e1. Se hubieran re\u00eddo de m\u00ed\u2026 o algo peor.<\/p>\n

Al final, esas filas me hicieron entender que emigrar ser\u00eda la \u00fanica forma de vivir con dignidad. Y as\u00ed acab\u00e9 en este pa\u00eds\u2026 no me pregunten c\u00f3mo.<\/p>\n

Estaba tan contento, me sent\u00eda tan libre\u2026 por primera vez. Libre de caminar por la calle agarrado de la mano de mi novio\u2026<\/p>\n

Y s\u00ed, vi que hab\u00eda filas aqu\u00ed tambi\u00e9n, pero eran diferentes. Opcionales. Como cuando vas a almorzar a alg\u00fan restaurante y la cola es muy larga, y entonces decides ir a otro sitio\u2026<\/p>\n

Hasta que\u00a0el otro d\u00eda mi novio insisti\u00f3 en que fu\u00e9ramos a \u00a0una pel\u00edcula de superh\u00e9roes, una de esas con tanta\u00a0promoci\u00f3n\u00a0que verlas se convierte\u00a0en un imperativo social.<\/p>\n

Fuimos la noche del estreno.<\/p>\n

Llegamos al multiplex como dos horas antes. Hab\u00edamos planeado comprar los boletos temprano y luego ir a cenar.<\/p>\n

Pero la cola para la taquilla daba la vuelta a la cuadra.<\/p>\n

Le ped\u00ed a mi novio que regres\u00e1ramos otro d\u00eda;\u00a0\u00e9l insisti\u00f3\u2026<\/p>\n

Yo no le pele\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Mientras esper\u00e1bamos al final de una muralla de gente me asalt\u00f3 una tristeza familiar, la tristeza de hacer fila\u2026 pero era a\u00fan peor, porque ac\u00e1 no estaba esperando para conseguir pan, o ver a un doctor; estaba esperado para ver una simple pel\u00edcula.<\/p>\n

Comprend\u00ed que un sofisticado sistema de control mental, similar al de mi pa\u00eds, nos estaba engatusando\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00c9ramos libres de ver otra pel\u00edcula, (o almorzar en otro restaurante) pero hac\u00edamos esa fila motivados por una necesidad artificial de ser parte de una\u00a0moda, de experimentar eso de lo que todos hablan\u2026 y de que nos vieran haci\u00e9ndolo. Quer\u00edamos pertenecer a algo m\u00e1s grande que nosotros mismos; una pel\u00edcula, una competencia deportiva, un concierto\u2026 incluso votar. Algo a lo que pudi\u00e9ramos\u00a0contribuir sin demasiado esfuerzo.<\/p>\n

S\u00f3lo\u00a0con ponerse en la fila y ser un n\u00famero.<\/p>\n

Tal y como hicimos ese viernes, cuando despu\u00e9s de esperar una hora contribuimos al estreno con m\u00e1s recaudaci\u00f3n de todos los tiempos\u2026 hasta ahora.<\/p>\n

Si les soy sincero\u2026 la pel\u00edcula me pareci\u00f3 una mierda.”<\/p>\n

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Copyright Abel Gonz\u00e1lez 2016<\/strong><\/p>\n

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